But the first thing we're going to do - I've just received this machine from Volney Mathison and it is the AR-54. That's - "AR" stands for an audio recorder. What the machine is - he has some incredible series of names for it - is the Audio Pinched-Nerve Detection Machine, or something of that... But I've been calling it the "ping meter" myself I find that's much easier. And mostly because it's reminiscent of the good old days when you turned the sound stack in one direction and nothing happened and turned it in the other direction and nothing happened and then turned it back into the wash and there was a ping, and everybody came up to general quarters just to find out that it was a new sound man who had accidentally turned the machine back into the wash of the ship.

LRH: Two mothers. Did you blow them up?

Anyway, the ping detection meter is a very new development of Volney's. He was telling me about this machine and he said somebody out in Los Angeles brought in something that whined when it came in the vicinity of a pinched nerve. And he couldn't make this machine work; it was a bunch of junk. They wanted it to be fixed up one way or the other. And he couldn't make this machine work and he couldn't make it work and he couldn't make it work and he figured and figured and figured and figured and then one day he looked and saw a Mathison E-54 sitting there. So he just shoved the E-Meter in on the line. It promptly worked and it's been working ever since.

All right. Have two more babies...

This machine actually combines an E-Meter, when it's well set up on activity, with audio. And the machine simply tells you a pinched-nerve area of the body. The individual being worked on this machine holds the electrode in one hand and the operator - chiropractor, auditor, whoever he is - simply passes the probe over the body until it's - the machine cries.

PC: Do you want the mothers blown up too?

Now, I'll show you how to set this machine up. It's very simple to set up according to his instructions. I've read his instructions and so I'm sure the machine works. I... Now, I imagine that it should be set straight up. And let's see if we can find something here underneath. Oh, that's a nice comfortable spot. I've already done this trick. It'll probably work again. I hope it works again anyway. Lot of wire here. It's the only - the main danger of this machine is tripping in the wires. And that's true of any electronic equipment. The main danger in the movies is falling over sound cables. And it's very fatal sometimes. Now, you notice we've got the machine riding somewhere near center.

LRH: No, no. Let them slide. Have two babies...

I don't know if this machine is calibrated against the other tone scale or not. And we're riding here on the C scale and the C ... Well, according to this, let's see, I'm about 1.1 this morning. And I guess that... Let's see what it is doing here. Yeah, that's about what it registers. Let's see if there's any change on sensitivity. I don't know if this machine calibrates against the other machines or not. That isn't what I register, by the way. I generally register 0.5.

PC: Yeah.

Anyway, you give the person the E-Meter electrode - just a one-hand electrode - and while he's holding this innocently and so forth, you take this probe with a little flat head - now I imagine you could get different kinds of probes.

LRH: ...hold up two thetans, each one.

I tell you frankly - frankly, Volney gets along fine and he's a swell guy but when I get gone for a long space of time, he gets impractical. He doesn't look enough because he should put this up with a full set of beautiful probes of various kinds because this goes to the medical profession. It should have hooks and so on. It was a brilliant idea to make it red; that's very attractive. But he should have done this. Now there's several other things that the machine should have, but I'll get in touch with Volney and we'll have a machine out of this thing yet. Well anyway...

PC: Yeah.

This is what was interesting to me is that the machine did a - that's what's wrong with the machine. It was running on a low read. Okay. You hear that? All that's doing is heterodyning. It actually raises hell with radios in the vicinity. We just turn that last knob here, which is the oscillator cutoff - we just turn the oscillator cutoff just barely off. See that signal fade? Now it's off. No reaction, see? I'm touching the probe to my face here - no reaction, no reaction.

LRH: Now have the mothers blow the thetan up.

[There are sounds of Ron playing around with the probe and then he gets it to beep on something. We are not going to attempt to note all the subsequent beeps that occur throughout this lecture - FZ Editor.]

PC: Yep.

Do you know what that's hitting? I cut myself there this morning with a razor. I already tested that out and it immediately picked it up. Now as far as.. . Ooooh! Hey, that's all right.

LRH: How's that feel?

Female voice: Hold it to a frontal lobotomy.

PC: Yeah.

That's a war injury! That's a war injury! For God's sake! Yeah? For God's sake! In other words, it's still got some - wait a minute, I just caught this machine off first base! Hah-hah! Just a minute, Mr. Mathison. Mm-hm, it hits on a taut muscle. Or it hits on a very wet surface. Mm-hm. Those are the moisture surfaces of the body.

LRH: Evidently getting a slight reduction on this ridge. It hasn't been - it isn't as flagrantly over these areas. Fascinating.

Actually, what I'm doing here this afternoon, for your edification, I'm trying to find out what this machine does. See, that goes across that - that's a fifth nerve, well actually...

Okay. Have two babies.

LRH: Okay.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: Now, I've got an anesthesed area. How about trying it on the register?

LRH: And have the baby's father grabbing the baby by the upper lip and the guts.

LRH: I don't know.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Right here.

LRH: Now have the baby blow the father up.

LRH: You've got an anesthesed area?

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah, right up here.

LRH: Okay. Now throw that into yesterday.

LRH: Okay. Now let's get the thing up on...

PC: Yeah.

PC: Now I've got to find it.

LRH: Okay. Have two babies...

LRH: We're reading about the same level. This machine can't be reading on the same level.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: That's it. That's it. Hm.

LRH: ... two thetans.

Male voice: The oscillator cutoff should be there.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Have the babies blow the thetans up.

LRH: That right?

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: Yeah. There it is.

LRH: Okay. Have two babies.

LRH: Broke his leg here. I see he has had a break.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: Surgery.

LRH: Have them make two thetans.

LRH: A what?

PC: Have them make them?

PC: A surgery. No break.

LRH: Mm-hm.

LRH: No break, huh?

PC: Yeah, all right.

PC: No pinched nerve. No nerve at all.

LRH: And have the thetans now make two babies.

LRH: Nothing there. Oop! Oh-oh. Oh, yeah? Now we go right up the leg. You know, I frankly think this machine is registering ridges.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Try it off the leg.

LRH: And have those two babies make two thetans.

Male voice: Have you tried the back of the neck yet?

PC: Okay

LRH: Hm?

LRH: Now have those two thetans make two babies.

Male voice: Have you tried it back of the neck!

PC: Yeah.

Male voice: Steadily, too.

LRH: Now blow them all up.

PC: You get a beep out of it just by pressing hard.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Uh-uh.

LRH: Okay. Did - any change there to your lip feeling?

PC: No?

PC: Um - yeah. There's also a feeling as though the back of my head was trying to blow out over here.

LRH: See? That sensitive?

LRH: Hm.

PC: No.

PC: That what you're hearing here isn't the lip; it's a cut I had.

LRH: Can you feel the probe as I hit it?

LRH: Well, we're getting - getting nulls now on areas which were - which were crying before.

PC: I can feel the probe there.

All right. Let's put these two babies behind you.

LRH: Good. See that? Now when I press it we get sensation which would activate a neurone.

PC: Yeah.

PC: That's very light pressing.

LRH: Put the two thetans jumping them.

LRH: That's right.That's...

PC: Yeah.

PC: Try it right here. This is dead right here. Long lag.

LRH: Have the two thetans rush away with them.

LRH: Let's see the same portion of your other leg.

PC: Yeah.

By the way, if you want to know how to set a bone or something like that, just simply take the other limb or the other arm or the other hand and study its contours. If you want a map of how a limb goes together, take the other limb.

LRH: And as they rush away, have them blow up.

Male voice: What if he breaks his neck?

PC: Okay. Ouch!

LRH: We're getting beeps all the way across here.

LRH: Two babies behind you.

PC: I happen to know there's a big nerve right there in the leg.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Is it ever painful? Just passing it over that leg, equivalent area, and we're getting the same bops.

LRH: Two thetans grab them.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Okay. Let's pass it over your face.

LRH: Babies - thetans rush away.

Just passing it over the face now in exactly the same area which I was passing it over. Typical of most electronics equipment, and so forth, this undoubtedly has humongous use but until you put it to very practical purposes you don't find out what it can do at all. It's ringing in the same place.

PC: Yeah.

Sit down there and let's see if we get the same ring.

LRH: Have them blow up.

Here, passing over his eyes and here I am underneath the eye. Here we're under that bone area just under the eye.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Put it in that beard.

LRH: Two more babies.

LRH: On most people... Nope. Nope. You'll see here, we get a null on his forehead.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: I have a click in the back of my neck. I just wonder if that would show up.

LRH: Two thetans.

LRH: All right. We'll see. Just a second. That - hold on to that.

PC: Mm-hm.

You know, something about this machine - it's a very snide machine. It shows everybody at 1.1. I don't like to be criticized by human beings but I won't tolerate it by a machine.

LRH: Have the babies blow the thetan up.

Same area. Underneath the eyes. Around the side - wherever you have the tight neurone situation of the head. Now, let's try the legs. Nothing there. Nothing coming in there.

PC: Okay.

Well, nothing on that leg.

LRH: Two more babies.

PC: Nothing up my sleeve.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Who has a pretty fair fissure?

LRH: Two more thetans.

PC: Well I do!

PC: Mm-hm.

Male voice: See, I got hit with a bowling ball ...

LRH: This time have a black explosion.

LRH: Where?

PC: Okay. Wiped out the boy.

Male voice:... a few years ago, right across here. Smashed it all to pieces, there.

LRH: Okay.

LRH: Nothing wrong with it now evidently, as far as this machine is concerned, whatever it is this machine is registering. Okay. You're cleared.

PC: Whew!

PC: There's some question on that because it bounced off an old injury on my cheek and that was one of the places it didn't buzz.

LRH: Now put - you still hot?

LRH: No kidding.

PC: Yeah.

PC: It didn't buzz here where...

LRH: Now down underneath you put two babies.

LRH: I haven't exactly been without prize-fighting experience.

PC: Yeah.

Male voice: It just - it just reads where there's still life. It doesn't read where there's no longer life - where there's been an injury or something....

LRH: Two thetans.

LRH: You have a mole that dropped off?

PC: Under my feet?

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Yeah.

Male voice: It's got a more plaintive note with you.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Okay. Where was it?

LRH: And have the babies blow the thetan up.

PC: Right here, let me see that thing.

PC: Okay.

LRH: It sure bites.

LRH: Above your head.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Yeah. Temples, temples, front of the face; forehead, upper forehead, on temples, across under the eyes - wherever the thetan's got a good hold on a guy.

LRH: Two babies.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: All right. Let's see the back of the neck. Now which is it?

LRH: Two thetans.

PC: Ah, I had the click right in here.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: All right. I've got a white coat here. That's all we need, really, with this machine, a white coat and a barber manner. See, you locate where the pain is and then take an axe and cut it out and you're a surgeon. Locate where the pain is and rub it out and you're something else! But what do you know!

LRH: Blow them all up.

PC: Get it?

PC: Okay.

LRH: Right where he said. Gee, you don't suppose the forehead is always in agony, do you?

LRH: Blow up all the debris.

PC: Don't know what it's doing over there.

PC: Oho, gee! Yeah.

LRH: I'm just tracing out the nerve line.

LRH: Yeah, all right. Now, is there any change of feeling in yourself?

PC: Oh.

PC: Yeah. I've got a hell of a pain in my left leg

LRH: All the way around his neck.

LRH: You have? Marked narrowing of this ridge on the upper lip.

PC: Around the collarbone, right there.

PC: Down - down to about this much.

LRH: Just above that. Now we're getting it. Little bit higher. No. Hm-hm. You're in bad shape.

LRH: Yeah. Fascinating. All right. Two babies.

PC: Hm. I hope not.

PC: Yeah.

Male voice: No, it's right where that click is.

LRH: Two thetans.

LRH: And all the way around his neck.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Blow them up.

LRH: Tell me, have you been hanged lately? Because that demonstrates exactly the same somatic. I think this is ridge handling. Just for fun, mock yourself up hanging. Now mock it up again hanging. Now blow them up.

PC: Okay.

PC: I got a place in this... Somebody's ... starting...

LRH: Two babies.

LRH: All right. Mock yourself up hanging again. Again mock yourself up hanging. Blow them up.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Two thetans.

LRH: Mock yourself up being hung. Being hung. Blow them up.

PC: Anywhere you want me to put these particularly?

PC: Incidentally, that's about where that horse kicked me once...

LRH: No.

LRH: Okay. Being hung. Being hung. That's obviously the way to be. And, blow it up.

PC: Okay

By the way, when a preclear - when you locate something like that and a preclear starts telling you that it's other things, you're really a bum auditor if you go chasing off after them. Real bum - because all he's giving you is the locks that fly off Another thing, if a lock doesn't fly off of what you're doing when you're doing this kind of processing, do something else. If he doesn't keep correcting you, do something else. You're not on the beam. But if he keeps telling you, well, as he just got through saying here, "Well, it was - a horse kicked me." And what else happened?

LRH: Where are you putting them?

PC: Well, I just had a sensation of something heavy hitting me in the face.

PC: Mm, I was alternating.

LRH: Yeah, well he keeps giving you "things hit me," you see? If he keeps telling you about this, go on doing exactly what you've been doing. Don't do anything else. Don't start running horses. This shows you are unable to hold a geographical position - you've been chased too much by your older brothers or somebody.

LRH: Where?

Put two men out here hanging. Get their heads askew. Got it?

PC: That one - that one was in front.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: You putting them in front and back?

LRH: Blow them up.

PC: I had two babies and two thetans in front. I was planning to put the next one in back, the next one down and the next one up.

PC: Okay.

LRH: Blow up anything you got there now.

LRH: Did they really blow good?

PC: Pow!

PC: Not real good.

LRH: Mm-hm.

LRH: Any debris?

PC: All right.

PC: Yes, gabardines there...

LRH: Now let's see what that lip-ridge is like.

LRH: All right.

PC: Changing. This thing down here - ooh - flashed around this way and right across the lip.

The next time - put them both up, there, now.

LRH: Mm-hm.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: When you said, "Blow up anything you got back there now," there was this big black mass over here of energies.

LRH: Two men hanging.

LRH: Okay. Put a black explosion in it.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Get them swinging a little bit.

LRH: Have a ring of babies standing around.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Okay

LRH: Blow them up.

LRH: Have them keep putting black patches on the back of your head.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Put your body up there twice, hanging.

LRH: And blowing them up.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: One right after the other.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: Okay

LRH: Put your body up there twice, hanging.

LRH: Okay. Blow them all up.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Okay The somatic's gone.

LRII: Blow them up.

LRH: All right. Put two babies and two thetans.

PC: Okay.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Now put your body up there twice hanging and this time get a completely rigid "Uhg!" just as though it just hit the bottom of the rope.

LRH: Blow them up.

PC: Okay.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Put your body there twice. Don't avoid this moment of impact.

LRH: Two babies. Two thetans.

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Now get them to come down with a hard jar again and blow up - both of them.

LRH: Put together two delivery rooms.

PC: Yeah. The explosion was just half a second after the impact. I didn't get it right.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Now, let's put them dropping through a trap and blowing up the second they get through the trap.

LRH: Blow them up.

PC: Oh!

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Oh! You had them on a tree all this time, didn't you?

LRH: Two delivery rooms full of doctors.

PC: I just thought - I just...

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Let's get the formal one.

LRH: Blow them up. Blow them up.

PC: All right. No, I had them on the - sort of like the - just got an arm out.

PC: Okay

LRH: Mm-hm.

LRH: Two more delivery rooms above your head.

PC: ... with no trap. Okay, they're standing on a trap.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Let it drop. Difficulty letting it drop?

LRH: Blow them up.

PC: No! I just have one of them hitting other one ...

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Let's get them both.

LRH: Two delivery rooms below you with big lamp globes.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Now, drop through and blow.

LRH: Blow them up.

PC: Yeah. An explosion.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: How's that feel?

LRH: A delivery room on each side of you full of babies.

PC: I don't know.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: You don't know? Good.

LRH: Blow them up.

PC: Ron? Put the thing over there.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: The thing measures ridges. And of course, see, everybody would go nuts, you see, if you suddenly started telling them it measured ridges, so they have to say it measures perspiration or something. I guess that has its - I guess that's in better odor at the moment with the medical profession - perspiration.

LRH: A delivery room above you and below you, each one full of thetans.

You can fool with this yourself, just like he's doing it there.

PC: Yeah.

Male voice: My father's moustache.

LRH: Blow them up.

LRH: All right. You can stop. All right, let me have it. It's going right across the top of that ridge. Okay.

PC: Yeah. Mm-hm.

PC: It's a ridge.

LRH: A delivery room on your right, delivery room on your left, both full of mothers.

LRH: Make four terminals out here. Make four terminals in a horizontal square of your upper lip.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Horizontal square?

LRH: Blow them up.

LRH: Yeah. Just make a plane. On the four corners of the plane put your lip.

PC: Yeah!

PC: Oh, okay.

LRH: Okay. Delivery room full of fathers.

LRH: Get it up there easily?

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: All right. Now put four below.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yup.

LRH: Two delivery rooms full of fathers. Blow them up.

LRH: Got eight lips?

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yup.

LRH: Three delivery rooms full of doctors.

LRH: Okay. Now put a big lip in the center of it.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm. Just the upper lip?

LRH: Blow them up.

LRH: Mm-hm. Just the upper one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Four delivery rooms full of doctors.

LRH: And have it say, "No more of your lip."

PC: Yeah.

PC: That's not the phrase.

LRH: Five delivery rooms full of babies.

LRH: All right. What is?

PC: Yeah.

PC: "Don't talk back."

LRH: Six delivery rooms full of thetans.

LRH: Okay. You got the eight of them up there?

PC: Yeah.

PC: That's just my sonic suppressor.

LRH: Smash them all together.

LRH: What's that?

PC: Yeah.

PC: That's been suppressing sonic all the way back down the line: don't talk back.

LRH: Did they explode?

LRH: Okay.

PC: No.

PC: It just blew up.

LRH: Hit them harder.

LRH: Well, we'll have to put that lip there four more times above, four more times below and the lip in the middle of your own space - under.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Okay.

LRH: Let them all blow.

PC: Ooh, what a flash!

PC: Okay

LRH: Mm-hm. Now let's see what we've got there. Of course you know we're proceeding on the assumption that we are measuring a ridge.

LRH: Okay. Now let's take a little preliminary test here. Huh! Take your front teeth and gums...

Male voice: Maybe he just shaved close.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Hm? What?

LRII: and make them into eight. You know, set of front teeth and gums eight times.

Male voice: Maybe he just shaved close this morning there.

PC: Yep.

LRH: How do you feel?

LRH: Now put them in the center.

PC: I feel fine.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Has the heat gone?

LRH: And have the center ones saying, "I'll never do it again." Now blow them all up.

PC: Ah, there's still quite a heat radiating back this way.

PC: Okay

LRH: Babies with thetans attached to their backs...

LRH: Put it up there again.

PC: They got... LRH: Babies with thetans attached to their backs...

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Now, mock up a long nerve. Take that fifth nerve as it runs across the top of the teeth there and mock it up out in front of you.

LRH: ...and just pitching them into hellfire.

PC: In the space there?

PC: The babies, the thetans or what?

LRH: Yeah, in the space.

LRH: The whole works.

PC: All right.

PC: The whole works. All right.

LRH: Now stretch it.

LRH: Keep throwing them into hell. Get carloads full of them now and throw them into hell.

PC: It's getting out of the space. Want me to keep on stretching?

PC: Yeah. Got big delivery vans just going.

LRH: Put another one in the space.

LRH: That's right. Just throw them all into it.

PC: Okay

PC: Whole freight trains.

LRH: Stretch it.

LRH: More.

PC: All right.

PC: Rocketships full.

LRH: Another one in the space.

LRH: Good.

PC: Yeah. Boy, that's a tight one.

PC: Ocean liners full.

LRH: Stretch it.

LRH: Good.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Railroad trains full of them.

LRH: Another one in the space.

LRH: Lots of them.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Whole worlds at a time full of them.

LRH: Stretch it.

LRH: That's right.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Have universes pitching them in.

LRH: Another one in the space.

LRH: All right. Now take all that fire that's had all that energy to it...

PC: Uh-huh.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Stretch it.

LRH: Smash it in such a way as to blow it up.

PC: Okay

PC: Wow! Yeah.

LRH: Okay. Now let's take a little preliminary test to see if anything happened there. We got action, Charlie. It's in a bigger area now. It wasn't before.

LRH: You get a somatic?

PC: Oh. It ended up about here.

PC: Uh - no somatic, but I got a - unless you call that flash a somatic - I got a flash through the eyes of it.

LRH: Yeah, it ended up about there. Well, why don't you just take the whole front of your face and hit it with a sledgehammer and knock all its teeth out.

LRH: Good. We still got that ridge real nice and active. There's probably a whole flock of ridges on the top of it there. I wish you were on an E~Meter besides this thing. Maybe I can make this into an E-Meter. How about babies?

PC: You mean this face or shall I mock one up out there and have it happen?

PC: What about...?

LRH: Just mock your own face up out there in front. Smash it all to pieces.

LRH: ... thetans?

PC: All right.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Have it explode.

LRH: Babies.

PC: Yup. There's a lot of debris left there.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Take the sledgehammer now and smash it in such a way as the sledgehammer knocks out all the top teeth.

LRH: What about babies? Anything about babies?

PC: Yeah.

PC: Well, I've got a beautiful visio of a black box shining with fluorescent light; purple fluorescent light.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: Good. Oh, yes, this always turns up in an Assumption. You know, they come in there. Anyway, make a duplicate of it.

PC: Okay

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Do it again.

LRH: Blow it up.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Whew! Yeah.

LRH: Get the tinkle-tinkle now of the tooth fragments as you do it this time.

LRH: Make another duplicate of it and blow it up.

PC: It's more of a rattle. :

PC: Okay

LRH: Okay.

LRH: Another duplicate of it.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Well, make it go tinkle-tinkle.

LRH: Another one.

PC: All right.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: Another one.

PC: And the teeth?

PC: I'm blowing them up each time, though.

LRH: Mm-hm.

LRH: That's right.

PC: Okay.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Now we've got it from here. We're exciting the whole fifth nerve as a column. It's coming back to there now. Okay. Let's knock it out again.

LRH: That's what you're supposed to be doing.

PC: Fun and games. All right.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: Another one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Knock it out.

LRH: Another one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: Another one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Knock it out.

LRH: Another one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: Fill the room full of them and blow them up.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Knock it out.

LRH: Another one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: Another one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Knock it out.

LRH: Another one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: Another one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Knock it out.

LRH: Another one.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: Another one. Okay.

PC: Yeah.

PC: The last one blew up with a black explosion.

LRH: Do you have a somatic across the top of your mouth yet?

LRH: All right. Take and mock up in two masses all the auditing you ever had.

PC: No. I could put one there if I wanted to.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Okay. Now mock up the front of your face with an enormous hand gripping the upper gum.

LRH: Duplicate the two masses.

PC: Done.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: All right. Have the hand simply crush all the teeth in.

LRH: Slam the four of them together.

PC: Ugh. Okay.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Now have it blow up.

LRH: Okay.

PC: Big pile of sympathy there in the center.

PC: Whew!

LRH: Hmm.

LRH: What's the matter?

PC: Blow up the hand and the face...

PC: A lot of heat came off

LRH: Blow up the whole works.

LRH: Hm. Okay. Now let's take another feel with this. We're just testing to find out what it does. I'm not trying to show you what it does.

PC: All right, it's blown up.

[beeping]

LRH: Okay. Now, get another face and get this hand crushing all the teeth in.

Jesus Christ! We just livened up his whole face, just like mad. Gee, no nulls.

PC: Someone else's face or still mine?

Now tell me, is there a somatic on your face?

LRH: Yours.

PC: Yeah. It extends from about here - it's faint - it extends from about here up across here...

PC: Okay.

LRH: Put another one on like it.

LRH: Just yours.

PC: ... to about there. All right.

PC: Yeah. Ugh. Okay.

LRH: Put another one on like it.

LRH: All right. Have it blow up.

PC: All right.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Put another one on like it.

LRH: Another one - big hand.

PC: All right.

PC: Hey, that's me doing that! Yeah. Mm-hm.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Blow it up.

PC: All right.

PC: I seem to have hold of myself over here in the body.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Well, what do you know!

PC: Okay

PC: Yeah. Very interesting.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Uh-huh.

PC: All right.

PC: Uh-huh.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Do it again.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Silly place to hold a body, isn't it? Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Blow it up.

PC: This - there's a...

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Put one back there, right there.

LRH: All right. Now get this enormous grisly black hand...

PC: ... pain right here that's increasing as if it's...

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Duplicate that.

LRH: ... doing this.

PC: Okay.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: All right. Put another set on.

LRH: Now make it up - blow it up with a black explosion.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah. Turns white. There's a white hand there after the explosion.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Then blow up the white hand.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Okay. There's nothing there.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: All right. Put up the face.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: A black hand.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: A crush.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Blow it up.

PC: It's stretched it out to about there.

PC: In that order?

LRH: Okay. Now while you've got all these on, start taking duplicates of it and throwing it in the fire.

LRH: Yep.

PC: Duplicates of what? That...

PC: Okay.

LRH: Of this whole mass.

LRH: All right. Put up a face.

PC: Mass?

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Throw it in the fire.

LRH: A black hand.

PC: Okay. Yeah.

PC: Mm-hm. It's a little baby's face.

LRH: A few more.

LRH: No!

PC: Ow-wow! Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Okay. Now just take that whole mass from your face and shove it outwards hard enough to make it explode when it gets out there.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Black hand.

LRH: Okay. Somatics gone?

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah. But the heat's flaring up more than ever.

LRH: White hand.

LRH: All right.

PC: Yeah.

PC: There - there's heat radiating up all around, to down about there.

LRH: Crush.

LRH: Okay. Put on more heat.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Okay.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: More heat.

PC: Okay

PC: Yeah.

LRH: A black hand on a little baby's face.

LRH: More heat.

PC: Uh-huh.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Turn it white.

LRH: More heat.

PC: Baby... Yeah.

PC: Whew! Yeah.

LRH: Blow it up.

LRH: Stuff it all in a black womb.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Black womb?

LRH: Hand on the baby's face.

LRH: In a black womb, that's right. Put it all in a black womb.

PC: That last white hand didn't blow up. Okay, there it goes.

PC: Okay.

LRH: Got it?

LRH: Blow up the black womb.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Okay

LRH: Hand on the baby's face.

LRH: Now take all this heat.

PC: Uh-huh.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Get it prying the gums up.

LRH: Get it more intense.

PC: Get it crying what?

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Prying the gum, the upper gums. Let's get it prying it up, you know, prying the upper lip.

LRH: Now take a duplicate of it and put it in the black womb.

PC: Uh-yeah.

PC: Yeah. : LRH: Another duplicate of it and put it in another black womb.

LRH: Now, get it taking another hand into the guts of the baby.

PC: Yep.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another duplicate and put it in another black womb.

LRH: All right. Now have it throw the baby over a cliff and make it blow up.

PC: Yep.

PC: Okay.

LRH: Another duplicate and put it in another black womb.

LRH: Okay. Now throw the hands over the cliff and have them blow up.

PC: Yep.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Blow them all up.

LRH: Now let's make a test for this and see what's happened to this ridge. Haven't had a somatic there yet, have you?

PC: Yep. Yep. Put in one of them. Yep.

PC: Uh-uh.

LRH: How is the heat?

LRH: Okay. Just put your face out here with a big ridge on it.

PC: Subsided.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Subsided. Okay, let's put some more heat in the black womb.

LRH: Put your face out here with a big ridge on it.

PC: Okay

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Put some more in the delivery room.

LRH: All right. Smash them together.

PC: All right.

PC: Okay. One is gone.

LRH: Let's put some on Mars.

LRH: Gee, this is real interesting. That's a big ridge. That's a normal ridge on any preclear. That's why I was monkeying with it. Okay. Put it out there: face twice, big thick gooey ridge of energy in both faces.

PC: Okay.

PC: It's not very gooey. It's sort of concrete.

LRH: Let's put some in a room.

LRH: Well, make it concrete.

PC: This room?

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Yeah.

LRH: Good and hard.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: All right, let's take all that heat and turn it into frigid coldness.

LRH: Good and hard.

PC: Okay.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Turn it into heat.

LRH: Now have two enormous black hands come up and smash those two faces together with violence.

PC: Yeah.

PC: What an explosion! Yeah.

LRH: Turn it into coldness.

LRH: All right. Now mock it up again. Big ridge.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Turn it into heat.

LRH: Knock them together with violence.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Okay. Not so big an explosion.

LRH: Coldness.

LRH: All right. Put them up there again.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Uh-huh.

LRH: How is the heat of your hand there?

LRH: Knock them together with violence.

PC: Gone.

PC: Uh, they don't seem to want to go together.

LRH: Okay. How's your face feel?

LRH: Pull them apart until they explode.

PC: Fine.

PC: If I pull them apart and let them snap they'll go together. Yeah.

LRH: How's the back of your head feel?

LRH: Okay. All right. Put them up there again.

PC: There's a slight somatic still here.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: There is?

LRH: Snap them apart so they'll blow together.

PC: As a matter of fact, it's - it's going from here all the way down to here.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Oh, so?

LRH: Okay. Now we'll take a test on this. Hah!

PC: There.

PC: It blew one on this - it's shorter on this side.

LRH: All right. Put a thetan over you.

LRH: We're really getting that ridge into good activity. That's the ridge of the Assumption by the way, for your information.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Sounds very religious.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Yes. It is. All right. Now have these two little babies with enormous amount of energy covering them.

PC: You mean put one over the body?

PC: All right.

LRH: Yeah.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: All right. All right, I've got two of them. there.

PC: Okay

LRH: Three.

LRH: Two more babies.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Two more babies.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Two more babies.

PC: It is, huh? Okay

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: Yes.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Now start pulling them on over your feet.

LRH: Two more babies.

PC: Pulling them on over my feet!

PC: I'm beginning to have girl babies show up. Yeah.

LRH: Yes.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: All right.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Two more.

PC: It's silly!

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Boy, that feels hot. Phew. Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Two more.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Two more.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Another one.

LRH: Two more.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Put another one over your head now.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: Pull them on over?

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Mm-hm.

LRH: Two more.

PC: Okay.

PC: Yeah. Ow.

LRH: Okay. Now take this whole mass and crush it in real tight.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: Oh! Yeah.

PC: Now that hurts all the way from here down across there. And there's a cross thing that comes over this way.

LRH: All right. Now just pick it up and throw it out the window.

LRH: Okay.

PC: A pleasure. LRH: Okay. Still got that somatic?

PC: Ouch. And also this arm.

PC: Well, it's still out the window there. I think I better blow it up.

LRH: Yes, sir. Two more.

LRH: Well, put about four more like it out the window.

PC: Uh-huh.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Smash them together.

LRH: Blow them all up.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Two more.

LRH: Okay.

PC: Yeah.

PC: Whew! Yeah, that did it.

LRH: Smash them together.

LRH: Well, let's see here.

PC: Yeah.

PC: That somatic's gone.

LRH: Two more.

LRH: Let's see if we get any change of registry on the machine.

PC: Yeah.

Male voice: Holy cats.

LRH: Smash them together.

PC: I might as well tell you, this thing looks like a radioactive globe...

PC: Yeah.

LRH: It's all of a sudden become 100 percent wired to this machine.

LRH: Two more.

Male voice: How about a screen moving in - what would that do?

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Hm?

LRH: Smash them together.

Male voice: What would a screen moving do, you suppose?

PC: Yeah.

LRH: I don't know. But listen - listen: You're monkeying around with machinery here. You're monkeying about with electronics which is: trying to find out the significance of; you see? Have you got that? And any time you go in for something which is trying to find the significance of why, you're having a lot of fun on the thing.

LRH: Two more.

Your complexion has changed color.

PC: Whew! Yeah.

PC: I'm not surprised.

LRH: Smash them together.

LRH: And that's as good - that's good enough for ... You feel pretty good, don't you?

PC: Mm-hm.

PC: I feel wonderful.

LRH: Two more.

LRH: Well, all right. This...

PC: Where's all this apathy coming from? Yeah.

Male voice: I think it might have been backwards, Ron, that's reading...

LRH: Smash them together.

LRH: That's what I was getting to. That's right.

PC: I already smashed them together.

PC: You were having me do that stuff...

LRH: Okay. Let's see what's happening here. [beeping] Jesus Christ.

LRH: It's very well that a pinched neurone on a dead normal - that is a person who is a normal, see - a pinched neurone might be the only thing which set up enough excitation to represent life.

PC: Yeah. It's spread straight up to here and around there. The whole head's sort of flaming up.

Well now, we probably should continue with this...

LRH: Yes. That's very interesting. Throw up a couple more babies.

PC: Oh, you wouldn't!

PC: Yeah.

LRH: ... probably should continue with this in order to establish what happened. But this whole man is in a very live state right now. I mean, any - we're getting a contact on the machine all over. It's fascinating.

LRH: Blow them up with trap shotguns. Okay.

By the way, the machine is registering on me on exactly the places where I dropped ridges to keep a body in brace. It's registering across those areas. And it's very easy to get a body to behave simply by putting a ridge on it. You don't need beams on bodies. You should drill preclears not to use beams on bodies. So don't use me for an example. But it's very easy to do because you don't have to think to do it. When I'm standing up talking to people, and so forth, it becomes very, very simple to do this because then all I have to do is activate the voice. The body is geared to make hand expressions and so forth - it does so automatically to vary with the force of the voice.

PC: That oscillator's up - turned up.

So this machine is registering on these ridges. There is no doubt about that. But it's registering in the areas where there's live energy.

LRH: Now, have two more - have two babies with two huge black thetans crouching over them holding them by the guts and the upper lip.

So that just gives you an idea of what you're up against. I'm just showing you here offhand - we get something and it registers something or other. And then we have to go to work on it and find out. And there's a distinct possibility here - all of a sudden we turn up a distinct possibility that this machine may be alive - when - only the machine may be most alive when the person's most alive. That would be a good Q and A answer, which is the way it should be. See?

PC: Yeah.

Let's stand up.

LRH: You got those two now?

I said I wanted to go over some other things this afternoon. There isn't any real point in going over these things today. But there is this point - there is definitely this point: your auditing - your auditing is much too slow.

PC: Yeah.

It is but horrible - slow - slow. Your preclears shouldn't be rushed, this is perfectly true. Shouldn't be - perfectly true. But you're - you shouldn't audit on a level of as little action as you're auditing.

LRH: All right. Have the babies blow the thetans up.

Now this comes with speed. This comes with increase in speed in the person. And it tells one immediately what the index level is that has to be worked on. It has a lot to do with whether or not the auditor is alert. If the auditor is sitting there alert, the preclear just starts to speed up more or less automatically. You're auditing too slow. I don't mean that as a criticism, I mean this is downright libel for something.

PC: Yeah.

If you want to, you can take a little tape recorder on your auditing and it'd go something like this: "Now let's put that over on the left side. Okay. Well, blow it up. Now let's put one over on the right side."

LRH: Okay.

Your Step I practically spins in at this speed. He just sits there just dying. It's just plain murder.

PC: That was very satisfactory.

But now you try to speed up a psycho who is really plowed in and you would audit much more slowly than that if you audited him at all. But when you did have his attention, go like hell.

LRH: That was very satisfactory. Two more babies and two more big black thetans.

Audit when you've got somebody's attention.

PC: Mm-hm.

Now you'll get some of this taste of pace. And that's what it amounts to - a taste of pace.

LRH: Have the babies blow the thetans up.

Now, would you like to take just a little - a very short break and let me give you a little example of drill? Would you like that?

PC: Yep.

Audience: Yeah. Yeah.

LRH: Two more babies.

Okay. Why don't you.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Two black thetans.

PC: Mm-hm.

LRH: Have the babies hold the thetans up so everybody can view them.

PC: Yeah.

LRH: Have the thetans explode.

PC: Okay.

LRH: Okay. Are we doing anything with the ridge? What's your own sense of touch on it?

PC: You mean, can I feel that?

LRH: No, no.

PC: How's it feeling?

LRH: How does your ridge feel? Less? More? How's your body heat?

PC: My body heat's been going way up.